I can't stay away from my journal today.

Thanks to everyone, for the comments. It's nice to know I've been read. Especially to you, Santa. I'm still going through your site and I think you're a genius. And I'm going to take you up on your offer to help me with this stupid picture posting thing.

Not to steal any of Santa's ideas, but I have to post these links because they are TOO funny not to. You can see these and a whole lot more funnier ones, at http://www.steakandcheese.com/ You just have to be able to navigate through the porn. So be aware not to look at this site while there are kids around or while you're at work. It's not a porn site but certain porn sites have clips on here and this is a vulgar, trashy place. If you click on the links below, it will take you directly to the clip so you don't have to navigate around the site, but you may notice porn stuff on the side of your screen. Don't worry, if you don't click on it it won't hurt you, but if you prefer not to I understand. And I also thought I should mention that none of these clips are pornographic, although there is some swearing. But they are funny, I promise! (well, one of them isn't that funny but you'll see what I mean.)

Sometimes I feel sorry for that lazy, cocky, murdering ingrate Bush.

What stupid people do with too much time on their hands.

What stupid young college guys do with too much time on their hands.

All I can say about this one is, I would have backed the damn thing up.

And I saved the best for last. The first time I saw this, I laughed so hard and so loud it's a wonder I didn't have an aneurism. Laugh here.


That's it. Enjoy. I'll be back.