Manny Boy Fuckballs

Every once in a while, you will meet someone who, for some reason or another, is destined to be in your life for the rest of your life, no matter what. NO MATTER HOW MUCH HE ANNOYS YOU.

This is my friend Chris. I met him when I was 17. We were both completely different people then...let's just say we enjoyed each other. (heh heh) Our lives took seperate paths for a while, but we always knew what the other was doing because of mutual friends we had. In 1997, we came back together when I realized he had a place to live and I needed a place. Before too long, I moved in. (Strictly platonically, of course.) We were really ghetto in that place..but we were happy. I remember we laughed a lot.

Then I got my own place (translation---I moved my trailer from one park to another) and it was nicer than Chris's, so he moved in with me. In the meantime I had gotten pregnant with the twins. Chris brought me dougnuts and milk in the mornings (he worked third shift) and I cooked for him once in a while. It was a very bizarre situation, one you could only find in the ghetto, because we acted just like a married couple..without the sex. I got mad at all the girls hanging around my door. I even threw a wine bottle at him once. We fought like cats and dogs, but stuck together.

Then he ended up moving to Kentucky and my heart was broken. I had lost both of my best friends at the same time. We didn't speak for years...due to a very GRAVE misunderstanding. I saw him once in 1999, after I moved to Kentucky, and he said hello, but that was about it. We didn't speak from 1999-2002, but after we reunited in 2002, it didn't take me long to see what changes he had made in his life. He was no longer ghetto boy, working at the supermarket. He had a great job, married a beautiful and intelligent girl, and had a beautiful baby boy. They lived in Florida, of course, which held its appeal to me. I was going through a lot of personal things, and decided, with Chris and his wife's urging, that I would move to Florida.

That move was the best thing that ever happened to me. What Chris doesn't know is that I credit him with helping me change my life forever. The person I was when I moved to Pensacola is not the same person I am now, by any means. And I give him credit for that because he provided me with an example...himself. And Chris is smart as hell..I knew that if he could do it, there was no way I could fail. And I didn't.

Now I am back in Michigan. Chris is in Kentucky. We talk a lot, and we argue. We are both Type A personalities, him more so than me I think (although that is debatable), and sometimes we bump heads. Like tonight, for instance. I sent him an IM a few days ago, that said, "I own you. You failed to send me your weekly report. Do not fail to send me your report again or you will face DIRE consequences. NEVER anger your owner." He sent me back an IM saying, "What are you talking about?" Ricky happened to be sitting at the computer and I had left my messenger on, so he typed in, "Whatever manny boy, I own you..own own own." For some reason, this pissed Chris right off and he retaliated by cussing ME out. I turned snobby bitch on him. Here is a transcript of that conversation:

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ira6cal: STOP CALLING ME FOREVER!!
moonstargoddess: go fuck yourself, MANNY BOI
ira6cal: DONT CALL ME EVER AGAIN!! I mean it
moonstargoddess: Why? Does "Manny boi" strike a chord with you?
moonstargoddess: Or was it the TPS reports?
ira6cal: Hold on a sec
ira6cal has signed back in. (3/27/2006 11:43 PM)

moonstargoddess: I didnt attack you on a personal level, so it was not necessary for you to call me a "hoe" or "Flint trash" or whatever the fuck you said
moonstargoddess: Because the last thing anyone would ever call ME is a hoe, and I am so far from being Flint trash, believe it or not
ira6cal: It did not bother me. I just did not get what you wrote the other day before when you said somthing ..I dont remeber now. Then you said somthing abou sense of humour
ira6cal: LTE ME FINISH
ira6cal: so..
ira6cal: then
moonstargoddess: You dont make any sense and you cant take a joke at your own expense, period
ira6cal: I saw you type manny boy which I also did not get and when I tried to get you to explain it you kept acting like a FUCK so I fought back in good spirit
ira6cal: that is all
moonstargoddess: And...like I said...it wasnt ME...it was Ricky..and you attacked ME, and it always amazes me how off the mark you are about me..you think you know me but you really dont
ira6cal: SO FUCK OFF and tell E-Z TRAY L-R that I herd his gay message.
ira6cal: lol
ira6cal: FUCK YOU!! YOU FUCKING KNOW I DONT THINK YOU ARE A DUMB LOW IQ HAVING FLINT HOE!!! or a swaet hog or what ever I said but I am not a STP REPORT FUCK EITHER>>> I was just fucking with you like you fucked with me and how am supposed to know its ricky being a fuck
ira60cal: SO KISS MY ASS I WAS HAVIING MORE FUN BEING MAD GOD DAMN IT!! NOW I LIKE YOU AGAIN BITCH
ira6cal: lol
moonstargoddess: I know you did not just call me a low iq having dumb hoe
moonstargoddess: I KNOW thats not what I just read
ira6cal: Scroll up fuck face
ira6cal: I said I really did not think you were that ............YOU FUCK
ira6cal: STOP TAKING EVERTHING YTO HEART>>MISS GUILTY
ira6cal: call 1800-WAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ira6cal: I was reading your blogs to see if you ever mention Stromie.....Your supposed BRO>> but OHHHHHHHHHH NO!!! I am no where in your nightly THoughts
ira6cal: lol
ira6cal: I thought I had no life
moonstargoddess: See? You dont know me at all..Im not a cry baby..I never fucking cry...you can take that shit and shove it up your ass..I am not a whiner
ira6cal: FUCK YOU WHat do you call what you were just doing and I quote... "DONT EVER CALL ME AGAIN"wha wah wha!! I mean it wha wha
ira6cal: CRYING
ira6cal: lol
ira6cal: If I am MANNY BOI YOU are the WHA WHA GIRL
ira6cal: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
moonstargoddess: Why would I cry about that? My life is complete with out you...actually, I just erase people from my life that try to make me feel bad about myself..that is something you must not be able to understand, due to YOUR lack of education, since we're slinging mud here
ira6cal: I happen to have a very good education from Flint northern and a very reputal 12.5 credit Hours I will have you know..(lol) However, I with my gift of gab and staggering swagger not to mention Great looks Manged to suck alot of big corperate DICK TO GET TO WHERE MOST PEOPLE NEED A MASTERS IN MARKETING AND MOST WHO KNOW THAT SHIT THERE PANTS SO FUCK OFF YOU MOTHER FUCKING BLEEPTY BLEEP>>>>>>>>>>>Just kidding
moonstargoddess: Well, yeah, I never said you werent smart because you are
ira6cal: But now that I know where I really stand with you in your line of friends,, and since you are nieve enought to think I would ever try to REALLY make you feel bad then kiss my fucking ass because then you really dont knoe me and this is getting WAY TO SERIOUS FOR ME so I am going to go now because I am ..WAS in a funny good mood
moonstargoddess: Okay, goodnight
ira6cal: Had a good day........... SO like I said ..GOOD DAY
moonstargoddess: Okay, good night or day
ira6cal: MANNY BOI ( I STILL DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS) Out!
moonstargoddess: Okay, night
ira6cal: oh yeah if you get bored and are up as late as I will be if you call on my cell again I will answer ..other wise see ya..AND FUCK YOU FOR NOT WRITING ABOUT ME IN YOUR BLOG ASS HOLE
moonstargoddess: LOL
moonstargoddess: What do you want me to say?
ira6cal: yeah..
ira6cal: WELL FUCK!! GEE LTES SEE
moonstargoddess: "My friend Chris is an egomaniac and whatever you do, do NOT call him MANNY BOI"
moonstargoddess: lol
ira6cal: if I have to tell you to write somthing
ira6cal: then it takes the "niceness out of it"
moonstargoddess: I kinda thought you would get an honorable mention once I got this website built
ira6cal: I just know where I rank in your line of "pals" Now
ira6cal: But its ok



So you see the guilt trip I am getting. Because he wasn't mentioned in my journal, for Christ's sake, nagging me like a wife. So I found the original piece of paper that he wrote his phone number on when I first met him, back when he was in Job Corps, and scanned it to him and sent it to him. Needless to say, he was shocked that I still had it.

ira6cal: lol............roflmfao!!!!!!!!!WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT!!!! HOW DID YOU GET THAT AND DONT SHO IT TO ANYONE,..
ira6cal: do you have the whole letter nad who was it to/
ira6cal: lolllllllllllllllllll
moonstargoddess: I wont, dont worry..no, it wasnt a letter..when I asked you for your address, right before you went back to Job Corp, thats what you gave me and I HAVE KEPT IT ALL THESE YEARS
ira6cal: still not as good as me and heather fucking on tape but close
ira6cal: well i guess you do you love me
moonstarzgoddess: LOL, of course I do, but back then, I just wanted to fuck you
moonstarzgoddess: Every day
ira6cal: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
moonstarzgoddess: LMAO
ira6cal: ROFLMFAO
ira6cal: REALLY I AM LAUGING THE FUCK OUT LOUD
moonstargoddess: LOL
moonstargoddess: You know that eighties song, "If you Leave?"
moonstargoddess: Its at the end of Breakfast Club, I think
ira6cal: no
ira6cal: oh mabe then
moonstargoddess: Ah, well, never mind
ira6cal: why
moonstargoddess: Ill tell ya later
moonstargoddess: lol
ira6cal: just tell me fucker
ira6cal: you cant do that then not say it]
ira6cal: thats just mean
ira6cal: well.
moonstargoddess: Me and Lynn were driving somewhere just a few days before you were supposed to go back and we were trying to plot ways to keep you here, and that song came on the radio and we cracked up and said how it was meant to be that you should stay..but you went anyway, and i went to jail...so it didnt really matter...lol
ira6cal: come on
ira6cal: AKRUEIRROLLMAAOLOLK!
ira6cal: LOL
ira6cal: LOLOLOOllololololololololkrolflkajklaaooooollo
ira6cal: i am dyioing
ira6cal: MEMORIES
moonstargoddess: Sondra, 1995: "Chris, please dont leeeeeeeeeeave or I'm gonna sing eighties songs all dayyyyyyyyy and Ill miss your COCK cuz who else is gonna FUCK MEEEEEEEEEE AND THEN SING 'UNFORGETTABLE' IN MY EAR JIM CAREY STYLE?!"
moonstargoddess: Lynn, 1995: "It was all meant to be."
ira6cal: i THOUGTH UNFORGETABLE WAWS IN THE CAR ON THE WAY TO aZ
moonstargoddess: Mike, 1995: "Pass me that joint, bro."
moonstargoddess: No, that was in the back of Lynn's car
ira6cal: Lolllllllllll
ira6cal: OH YEAH
ira6cal: NOW i REMENBWER
moonstargoddess: We were going somewhere but I dont know where and you just busted out with it
moonstargoddess: I loved the attention
moonstargoddess: Plus, it was funny
ira6cal: THEN i DID IT AGAIN ON THE WAY TO AZ MAKINFG FUN OF YA
ira6cal: LOL;
ira6cal: THOSE WERE THE DAYS
ira6cal: i WAS A WHORE
ira6cal: sORRY i WAS such a dick then
moonstargoddess: I dont want to talk about it anymore because every time I do I remember LUSTING after you and now it makes me feel weird
moonstargoddess: You werent a dick to me
moonstargoddess: I never thought you were, even if you were
moonstargoddess: lol
ira6cal: I was a dick to all females then
moonstargoddess: I think we had an UNDERSTANDING
ira6cal: really if get right down to it
ira6cal: yeah I guess
ira6cal: I still was a hoe
ira6cal: lol
moonstargoddess: So was I
moonstargoddess: LOL
moonstargoddess: "Oh Chris, I just met you and youre so funny in your little hat..lets fuck"
ira6cal: we did have so good stuff on donnas couch though..wasz pry the best of all the times.LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
moonstargoddess: lol
ira6cal: you think so too
moonstargoddess: yeah me and Lynn made SPAGHETTI FOR YOU GUYS..do you remember?
moonstargoddess: What a couple of dumb bitches we were
ira6cal: ROFLMFAOOOOOO
ira6cal: MIKE MADE COME TO THAT SHIT
ira6cal: said he kick my ass
moonstargoddess: He made you come?
ira6cal: Told me .. that he peomised you would not fall in lover me so I thougth hmmmmmmmmm... sketi and pussy??? OK!!
ira6cal: well at the time i was scard you would get pyco on me
moonstargoddess: It was a legitimate concern
moonstargoddess: LOL
ira6cal: Hey, At least I was honest
ira6cal: ya know ....
moonstargoddess: I would have probably started acting psycho if we had been around each other any longer
ira6cal: now that I think about it you were not half bad in the scak back then
moonstargoddess: Im even better now that Im older but now I dont like sex so it doesnt matter
ira6cal: did we fuck on sketi night??? The time I remember was on donnas couch during the day... I think it was wwhen i first got back and then I went back to job corp for only like oa minth but when i got back for good we did not really mess around any more but ... except the time wehn I was drunk and begging that you remined me of


As you can see, we have a big history. A long history. But even with his annoying attributes, he has been a faithfully loyal friend. I could not have asked for a better buddy. Who would have known that when we met in 1994 that we would be what we are today?

So Chris, here's your tribute. I love you to death. Now shut the fuck up. And good NIGHT.