The Personality Assessment

I stole this off of my cousin's website. You're supposed to take your eye color and your birth month and put it together to show your personality. It was pretty accurate. Here is mine:

blue eyes - people with blue eyes are very attractive, adorable, loves to make love. will do anything for that special person. kind, and polite. can make anyone laugh or cheer them up. loves to please the one they care or love for.

Um...not really. I hate sex. I'm just gonna put it out there right now. I don't like it except for the first few times you do it with someone. Other than that, I don't really care for it all that much but I will do it if I've had a few drinks.

Me, kind and polite? Polite, yes, usually anyway. Kind? Yes, I guess you could say I am kind.

I do like to make people laugh. I get a kick out of it. (I think laughter really IS the best medicine..even a psychiatrist will tell you that.)

"Loves to please the one they care for..." Hmmm....well, yes, before I was married, I guess you could say that I did love to do little things to please the person I was with. But now that I'm married, I REALLY don't give a shit about pleasing anyone except myself. True stuff.

MAY
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Totally BADASS. Best person you'll ever meet!

Stubborn and hard hearted, oh yes. Strong willed and highly motivated---yep, that's me! Sharp thoughts and easily angered---correct once again! Attracts others and loves attention. (Yes and yes, so very true. I do attract others and I never knew why until now.) Deep feelings, beautiful physically and mentally--this one is almost funny. I have a tattoo on my forearm and everyone always asks me what it means because it's the Japanese word for beautiful. I picked that because I think everyone is beautiful in their own unique way, and it doesn't have to be physical.

Firm standpoint, needs no motivation..correct again! I tend to be very firm in my views but I also allow room for other's opinions as well. Respect is the key word, folks.

Easily consoled--right once again. Matter of fact, I don't like to be consoled at all. I prefer to be left alone when it appears I need consolation. Trust me on this. I hate it when I'm upset and people try to hug me and stuff. It makes me uncomfortable. Don't do it. Please.

Systematic--left brain---Actually, I am more of a right brainer. I cannot grasp any kind mathematical concepts at all. It's quite sad, really, how mathematically inept I am. I am also terrible at any kind of spatial ability tests. It appears I don't really use my left brain at all. (Or do I have them backwards? I can hear Andyro now: "Well, why don't you tell us, Miss Psychology?" LOL)

Loves to dream--strong clairvoyance---Oh boy, is this ever true. Both parts. But especially the clairvoyance part.

Sickness usually in the ear and neck---Once again, amazingly accurate! I suffer from chronic earaches, which you will see if you go to the beginning of this journal. I get horrible, eardrum tearing earaches in each ear at least once a year, and little ones throughout. I have learned to live with it, but it's not always fun. (The last one landed me in the emergency room with a shot of morphine in my arm.) I have two ruptured eardrums and my hearing is bad. And when I get sick, I usually have a sore throat, hence the "neck."

Good imagination---not so sure about this one. My imagination takes me crazy places. But yes, I would say I have a good imagination as long as I am not pressured to come up with a creative idea, because then, you can forget it.

Good physical---Amazingly, yes. Even with all my eardrum problems and my bad hearing and bad eyesight, and my thyroid disease, I feel amazingly good. I used to wear my weight well (until I gained too much for my body to hide for me, lol) and I don't really get sick all that easily. And when I do, I continue working anyway. I never stop. So, yes, I would agree that I have good physical for the most part. LOL.

Weak breathing--I don't know. I never thought of my breathing as being weak or strong. Maybe I should concentrate on it more. Perhaps breathing deeper (stronger) is better for you.

Loves literature and the arts---I love to read! I read two whole books this weekend. (Instead of doing homework.) I also love music. I guess that's an art.

Loves traveling---Can you say "frequent flier miles?" I love to travel whether it be by car or plane. I love the excitement of going somewhere else other than home. I LOVE going to different states, especially ones that I have never been to before. (My goal is to visit ALL the states before I die. There's just no excuse not to.) I am always looking for a reason to book the tickets.

Dislike being at home---HAHA! Ask my husband and he will tell you how true this is. This weekend my husband and I had nothing to do except work on our new computer, and I threw books around and got mad and cried because we had to stay in the house. I never want to be home. I ALWAYS want to be OUT. During the week, I am usually gone all day until well after my husband has fallen asleep, but the weekends are awful. I need to find something else to do on the weekends.

Restless---Yep. That's me. I move to Grand Rapids, I don't like it and move back to Flint. I move to Kentucky and love it, but am forced to move back to Flint. I move to Florida and love it for a long time, and because I am restless and as my license plate says, "whimsical," I decide to move back to Michigan because I missed the seasons. Now I am restless again and I am never going to be happy unless I have homes all over the country to go to when I get sick of one. This is the reason why I will never be completely happy anywhere. Can't help it, but I CAN make the best of it.

Not having many children---Well. I have one who is twelve and I have twins that I gave up for adoption in 1998 so if that counts as not having many children then I guess I don't. I guess this also means that I won't be having any more, perhaps shouldn't have any more.

Hardworking---Yes. Yes. And Yes. Even if I sometimes procrastinate until the very last minute, and I often do, I bust my ass to get the job done right. I despise half-assed work. I would be a slavedriving boss. I don't have a 4.0 GPA for nothing.

High spirited--Most of the time. Right now I'm really pissy. It must be my time of the month, because I feel like a psycho. But most of the time I'm pretty happy and positive, even if my posts are sarcastic. I love sarcasm.

Totally BADASS..the best person you'll ever meet---I did not put that there. I swear it was already included in this list. But, once again, OH SO TRUE. :-D

So there you go, a short but accurate analysis of me. Try it yourself, it's fun. Here's the rest of it.
(Andyro, I hope you don't mind).

Pick the MONTH that you were born & COLOR of your eyes.

blue eyes - people with blue eyes are very attractive, adorable, loves to make love . will do anything for that special person. kind, and polite. can make anyone laugh or cheer them up. loves to please the one they care or love for.

brown eyes - People with brown eyes last the longest in bed. they are very satisfying and love to please and can EXCEED your pleasure standards.

green eyes - People with green eyes have the most passion put into having sex, they don't have sex with strangers and rarely will have a one night stand, therefore they have lasting relationships with great sex.

hazel eyes - People with hazel eyes have the most sex positions and techniques. they're awesome at diversity and trying new things and very rarely will say no to ANY experience.

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JANUARY:
Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone* always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. one guy/girl kind of person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to being cold. loves music. pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn.
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FEBRUARY:
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.MOST HORNY OUT OF THEM ALL.
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MARCH:
Attractive personality. sexy. Affectionate Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. GREAT IN BED will take you to the moon. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. AND ALWAYS HORNY!!!!
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APRIL:
Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal and always honest. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves sports, leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic. SEXY but has brains.
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MAY
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Totally BADASS. Best person you'll ever meet!
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JUNE:
You've got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You are probably a massive Burzum fan, and more than likely have an a very attractive partner. It is also more than likely that you have a massive cd collection (that is better than anybody else's from any other month). You have a great choice in films, and may one day become a famous actor yourself - hell, you've got the looks for it!!! You are funny as hell and the life of the party. You get sick easily. Lively. Outgoing. Inconsistent- never sticks to one thing very long. Flirtacious. Heartbreaker. Entertaining. Playful. Hates feeling tied down. Spontaneous. Romantic by nature. Not afraid to experiment. Persuasive.
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JULY:
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody, Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times. Revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. HOT. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.
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AUGUST:
Outgoing personality. takes risks. self control. kind hearted. self confident. energetic, easy to get along with and talk to. has an "everything's peachy" attitude. likes talking and singing. loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be loved. ~Best sex partner anyone could ask for ! hates studying. in need of "that someone". . rebellious when withheld or restricted. lives by "no pain no gain" caring. playful. mysterious. "charming" or "beautiful" to everyone. stubborn. curious. independent. strong willed. a fighter for what he/she believes in.
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SEPTEMBER:
Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love. Holds grudges, Emotional. Very stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. sexy in a way that only their lover can understand.
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OCTOBER:
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all.
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NOVEMBER:
Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Very skilled at making love. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Messy, playful, secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the greatest men are born in this month. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind.
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DECEMBER:
This straight-up means you are the most good-looking person possible... better than all of these other months! Loyal and generous. SEXY. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize